When Sarah Jones was voted off Survivor:
Marquesas, so went with her season
four's primary source of eye candy.
We make no secret that Sarah's pages here
on SurvivorFoxes.com have seen as much
visitor traffic as anyone's, landing her
in the elite company of Playboy covergirl
Jerri Manthey, and Survivor sweethearts
Colleen Haskell and Elisabeth Filarski.
And it's no
wonder. With her abounding
femininity, knockout figure, sleek form,
and unassuming manner, there's little
doubt that Sarah won many more admirers
*off* the island than on it. Her
Marquesas alliances held firm through the
mid-series tribal shuffle, but afterwards
she was helpless to avoid the inevitable,
and her TV eviction was met with ten million
barritone groans.
Yet in one way
Sarah's departure was for the best.
She was an insect-favorite to swarms of
Tahitian noseeums who feasted on her flesh
as though it were a delicacy ~ another week or two and she may have been
consumed completely. Perhaps needless
to say, if reincarnation is the way of the
world, then we hope to return as noseeums in Sarah's backyard!
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