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With a single glance we knew what Mark
Burnett and his cohorts were thinking when
they cast Michelle Tesauro for Survivor 7 Pearl Islands.
By all appearances they'd found the second
coming of S1's Colleen Haskell, whose charm
and magnanimity during those early days
helped make Survivor ~ and for that
matter reality television ~ what it is
today.
So it was a great disappointment for us here at
SurvivorFoxes.com to see Michelle booted
from Panama even before the merge. Her
feminine grace, lithe form, smooth skin, and
dainty smile were a weekly treat for male
viewers ~ a treat that lasted a mere five
episodes.
Although her time was short, Michelle still managed to
lay a particular claim to Survivor
fame. On her last day in the
wild, she became the only castaway to ever
argue her case for staying in the tribe
while bent over a log puking her guts out ~
but of course a squid-and-octopus-eating
challenge will do that to you every time.
Whether Michelle has what it takes to star
in a Rob Shneider film
à la Colleen we may never know, but
from our vantage point one thing is clear ~
few have ever looked hotter bent over a log!
~~~ We cordially invite Michelle, or her
friends and family, to
help us enhance her presence on
SurvivorFoxes.com ~
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