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| KIM's
ASTROLOGICAL PROFILE |
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Don't believe in astrology? Neither
did we until we came across astrological
profiling. Reading one's horoscope
in the newspaper is sheer bunk, or at best
entertaining, but we hold firm in
attesting to the astounding accuracy of
professional astrological profiling.
Herewith Kim's personality profile based
on her astrological sign SAGITTARIUS. |
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POSITIVE ASPECTS OF THE SAGITTARIUS WOMAN'S
PERSONALITY: The Sagittarius woman is honest
and open in life. She cannot stand
underhandedness or sneakiness. She has a
highly developed sense of social justice
and will lead the way in social and legal reform.
She has a delightful sense of humor and an almost
eternal optimism. She brings out the best in
people because she sees only the best. She
is adventuresome and loves to travel, and will go
anywhere because she is interested in seeing how
other people live. She has an open mind and
gains from every experience she has, turning
disasters into adventures when necessary.
The Sagittarius woman has high ideals and inspires
respect from others. She is dynamic in her
speech and can move masses of people because of
her charisma and sincerity. She is
intelligent and witty, loves a discussion, and
will adapt her views easily when she hears good
reason for doing so. She loves to learn and
often has a great deal of education, probably more
than she needs, indeed adult education classes are
often full of Sagittarians. She will always
be learning something new. The Sagittarius
woman is very popular because she likes jokes and
is always game for a good time. A party is a
guaranteed success when there are Sagittarian
women present. She is not afraid of looking
ridiculous and being the butt of jokes, even her
own. She is seldom critical and almost
always generous.
NEGATIVE ASPECTS OF THE SAGITTARIUS WOMAN'S
PERSONALITY: The negative Sagittarius is
restless and has trouble staying anywhere for
long. She tends to be superficial with her
relationships. She is the original
out-of-sight, out-of-mind person, she will swear
her eternal love and then disappear. The
Sagittarius woman thinks she can do everything, so
she promises more than she can deliver. She
has no concept of time and is always late,
assuming she shows up at all. She is
careless with life, has no sense of discipline,
and accomplishes little. She mismanages her
money, mismanages people, and often takes
outrageous advantage of her friends. She can
be tactless and hurtful out of carelessness rather
than malice. Her need to be honest is
greater than her need to be kind, putting her foot
in her mouth by being too honest at the wrong
time. A Sagittarius woman wastes a lot of
time and energy moving fast but going nowhere.
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