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| KELLY's
ASTROLOGICAL PROFILE |
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Don't believe in astrology? Neither
did we until we came across astrological
profiling. Reading one's horoscope
in the newspaper is sheer bunk, or at best
entertaining, but we hold firm in
attesting to the astounding accuracy of
professional astrological profiling.
Herewith Kelly's personality profile based
on her astrological sign CANCER. |
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POSITIVE ASPECTS OF THE CANCER WOMAN'S
PERSONALITY: Cancer is the sign of
nurturing, and women born under it are concerned
about feelings. They would never do anything
to hurt another and usually go out of  their
way to help those less fortunate than themselves.
They are aware that all of us are part of the
large family of humanity and so treat strangers
almost as family members. The Cancer woman
is very intuitive, and when she plays her hunches
is extremely successful in life. When she
uses her intuition in business, she can become
wealthy. She has a sixth sense when it comes
to speculation, knowing what to do, figuring out
how to do it, and knowing when to buy & sell.
She has a strong sense of family unity and of
tradition. She loves her home, especially
the kitchen, and brings all her friends there
where she can feed them. In any crisis she
will fill the stomachs of those around her and
then deal with the crisis afterwards. A
Cancer woman has a great sense of tradition and
respect for the past. She loves antiques
both for their investment potential and for their
fine craftsmanship. Tradition gives her a
feeling of security, so she will continue the
rituals of her childhood with her own children.
The well-being of her family is very important to
her, and she is extremely sensitive to their
moods.
NEGATIVE ASPECTS OF THE CANCER WOMAN'S
PERSONALITY: The negative Cancer tends to
overreact to the situations in her life. She
can wallow in self-pity. Often life is too
hard for her to face, and she resents the fact
that others are not sensitive to her feelings.
The Cancer woman tends to cry readily when things
go wrong, and is inclined to eat when she is
depressed and so must watch the tendency to be
overweight. She has a lazy streak, sometimes
feeling that since her efforts go unnoticed anyway
there's no point in trying. She needs
constant reassurance that she is loved so she
makes heavy emotional demands upon those around
her. She tends to cling and emotionally
smother the object of her affections in an effort
to get her security needs met.
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