Jerri Manthey ~ how the mere *mention* of
the name causes the earth to tremble,
forces grown men to their knees, and
compels mothers everywhere to cover the
ears of their children. When
Jerri was voted off Survivor 2, echoes of Ding
Dong the Witch is Dead were heard not
just in the outback, but in living rooms
and around water coolers clear across
America.
But the sentiment
wasn't absolute. Plenty of men were
sorry to see her go ~ ahhh the fluffs of
hair, ahhh that blue bikini, ahhh the uh,
rousing Finona Apple renditions. And
while some daydreamed of wining
& dining Amber or Elisabeth, others realized the truth:
that an evening with Jerri
would be more memorable. For rather
than *ending* in a candlelit bathtub, it
would only *begin* there ~ it would end in
the basement hours later, in pools of
sweat on an old sofa, without quite
knowing how you wound up there.
Ahhh Jerri
Manthey, Playboy covergirl &
Survivor siren.
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